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For the months of May thru July, we have the opportunity to exercise Jupiter's expansive nature as he moves out of Capricorn, his sign of debilitation.  When a planet is stationed in its sign of debility, its natural abilities or influences are impaired or suppressed.  You might feel a shift towards a more expansive environment due to Jupiter-- a planet associated with fortune and abundance-- moving into a better sign. 

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CelebScopes: An examination and understanding of the planets and stars above and their effects on you and the stars and celebrities among us.

SCORPIO: Hillary Clinton & David Petraeus
GEMINI: Al Franken & Brooke Shields

AQUARIUS: Dick Cheney & Paris Hilton

March 21-April 20
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ARIES
Mars

April 21-May 21
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TAURUS
Venus

May 22-June 21
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GEMINI
Mercury

June 22-July 22
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CANCER
Moon

July 23-August 22
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LEO
Sun

August 23 -Sept 23
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VIRGO
Mercury

Sept 24 -Oct 23
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LIBRA
Venus

October 24 - Nov. 22
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SCORPIO
Pluto

Nov. 23 -Dec. 21
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SAGITTARIUS
Jupiter

Dec 22 - Jan 20
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CAPRICORN
Saturn

Jan 21 - Feb 19
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AQUARIUS
Uranus

Feb 20-March 20
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PISCES
Neptune

Cool MC AudioAstrology Sez:  You  might feel a shift towards a more expansive environment due to Jupiter-- a planet associated with fortune and abundance-- moving into a better sign. However, we also know that Jupiter in Aquarius is still in Saturn's domain, and is additionally aspected by Saturn -- opposite in Leo. This is a very interesting face-off because Saturn in Leo has the role of the destroyer of out-dated, established means of leadership, which has traditionally been for many world cultures an imbalanced ruler-subject relationship.
Jupiter is the planet of expansion, and is a leader in the sense of a “guru” or master. Jupiter can represent the "establishment" or  guides our political and cultural choice. Jupiter will occupy Saturn's idealistic and innovative air sign, Aquarius, for the next 3 months, not the most comfortable place for an honorable representative of the establishment. There will be a chance for a common person (represented by Saturn) to come face to face with his leadership and to create a new balance of power, one based more on the Aquarian ideals of brotherhood, equality and humanitarianism rather than our established Leonine system of central authority and subjugation, which Saturn has worked to destroy since the beginning of his occupation of Leo in August 2007.

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