TAKE OUR QUIZ - Who Said What?!
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"There are some who feel like that the
conditions are such that they can attack
us there. My answer is bring them on!"     G.W. Bush

"The streets in Basra and Baghdad are sure to erupt in joy in
the same way the throngs in Kabul greeted the Americans."               R. Cheney

"Already, the [David] Kay Report identified
dozens of weapons of mass destruction- related
program activities and significant amounts of
equipment that Iraq concealed from the United
Nations."                                                                              G.W. Bush

"Principle is OK up to a certain point, but principle doesn't
do any good if you lose."                                                                 R. Cheney

"It's a slam dunk."                                                                      G. Tenet
"Take that to the bank."                                                              D. Rumsfeld

"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam
Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction."     R. Cheney

"... no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess
and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised."          G.W. Bush

"We know where they [WMDs] are.  They're in the area around
Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south, and north somewhat."     D. Rumsfeld
"Yes, we found a biological laboratory in Iraq which the
UN prohibited."                                                                            G.W. Bush

"Oh, and yes, I have to say: stash away
the duct tape. Don't use it, stash it away."           T. Ridge

"See, we've been there for, what — I mean, how many days? Frankly,
it wasn't all that long ago that we started military operations. And we
-got rid of him, much faster than a lot of people thought."                                   G.W. Bush

"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and
the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively
trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People
For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize
America.  I point the finger in their face and say, 'you helped
this happen.'"                                                                              J. Falwell

"We have sinned against Almighty God, at the highest level of
our government, we've stuck our finger in your eye.  The
SupremeCourt has insulted you over and over again, Lord."              P. Robertson
"God will not be mocked.  And when we destroy 40 million
little innocent babies, we make God mad."                                     J. Falwell

"If you want to see the sacrifice, John McCain ought to visit
our young men and women at Walter Reed and Bethesda. 
There's the sacrifice in this country."                                              D. Hastert

"Maybe the people who executed this [Abu Ghraid
tortures] pulled off a brilliant maneuver.  Nobody got hurt.
Nobody got physically injured. But boy there was a lot
of humiliation of people who are trying to kill us-- in
ways they hold dear."                                                  R. Limbaugh

"This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones
initiation, and we're going to ruin people's lives over it, and
we're going to hamper our military effort, and then we are going
to really hammer them because they had a good time. You know,
these people are being fired at every day. I'm talking about
people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of
emotional release? You [ever] heard of need to blow some
steam off?"                                                                                  R. Limbaugh

"In the long run, the right answer to
unemployment is to create more jobs."       G.W. Bush   

"If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam
Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will
apologize to the nation, and I will not trust
the Bush administration again."                           B. O'Reilly

"If Bush lied --if he lied --I'll be the first one to hang
him, OK?"                                                                                    B. O'Reilly

"My dog Millie knows more about foreign policy
than these two bozos ."              G.H.W. Bush

"People who hate America tend to love Michael Moore -
and that's all you need to know."                                       B. O'Reilly

"Reagan proved deficits don't matter."                    R. Cheney

"I think things have gotten so bad inside Iraq, from
the standpoint of the Iraqi people, my belief is we will,
in fact, be greeted as liberators."                                 R. Cheney

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"Your magazine [Southern Partisan] also help set the record
straight.  You've got a heritage of doing that, of defending
Southern patrios like [Gen. Robert E.] Lee, [Gen. Stonewall]
Jackson and [Confederate president Jefferson] Davis.
Traditionalists must do more."                                            J. Ashcroft

"Indeed, the facts and Iraq's behavior show that Saddam Hussein
and his regime are concealing their efforts to produce more
weapons of mass destruction. "                                                         C. Powell

"the strongest evidence to date that Iraq was hiding a
biological-warfare program,"                                         CIA report

"I cannot see how Hans Blix can state more
than he can know. All he can know is the
results of his own investigations. And that
does not prove Saddam does not have weapons
of mass destruction."                                                         R.Perle

"As we know, / There are known knowns. / There are things we know we know. /
We also know / There are known unknowns. / That is to say / We know there are
some things / We do not know. / But there are also unknown unknowns, /
The ones we don't know / We don't know."                                             D. Rumsfeld

"I think in this case international law stood in the way
of doing the right thing."                                                           R
. Perle
"international law ... would have required us to leave
Saddam Hussein alone."                                                                 R. Perle

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."                Dan Quayle

"You know why I call him Ozone Man?  This guy is so far out in the
environmental extreme, we'll be up to our neck in owls and outta work
for every American. He is way out, far out, man."                           G.H.W. Bush

"I'm not concerned about weapons of mass destruction. 
I'm concerned about getting Iraq on its feet.  I didn't come
(to Iraq) on a search for weapons of mass  destruction."                                                                                    P. Wolfowitz

"I think the real issue is the danger that these chemical
or biological or radiological, or even nuclear weapons could
fall into the hands of terrorists. And I think they are weapons
of mass terror.  That is what concerns us, that we are  trying in every
way we know how to deal with the Iraqi issue peacefully. "                               P. Wolfowitz

"For 18 months now, we have had underway a secret diplomatic initiative to Iran. 
That initiative was undertaken for the simplest and best of reasons:  To renew a
relationship with the nation of Iran; to bring an honorable end to the bloody
six year war between Iran and Iraq; to eliminate state-sponsored terrorism and
subversion, and to effect the safe return of all hostages."            R. Reagan

"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every
decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and
be faithful in what happens."                                                       B. Spears

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President,
or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is
not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable
to the American public!"                                                                 T. Roosevelt

"But assuming the press reports are right, [Bill Maher's comment] it's a terrible
thing to say, and it unfortunate.  And that's why-- there was an earlier question
about has the President said anything to people in his own party-- they're
reminders to all Americans that they need to watch what they say, watch what
they do.  This is not a time for remarks like that; there never is."                  Ari Fleischer

"The emperor (George W. Bush) has no clothes, when
are people going to face the reality? Pull this curtain back."                N. Pelosi

“‘Iraq did have contacts with Al Qaeda, We don't know
how clear they were.’”                                         P. Wolfowitz

"Why is Iraq still trying to procure uranium and the special
equipment needed to transform it into material for nuclear weapons?"                                                                       C. Powell

"(Nazi soldiers) were victims, just
as sure as the victims in the
concentration camps."              R. Reagan

"His regime has the design for a nuclear weapon; it was working on several
different methods of enriching uranium, and recently was discovered seeking
significant quantities of uranium from Africa."                                              D. Rumsfeld

"So he, on December 8th, has to indicate whether or not he has weapons. 
Let's see what he says.  If he declares he has none, then we will know that
Saddam Hussein is once again misleading the world."                 A. Fleischer

"The president of the United States and the secretary of
defense would not assert as plainly and bluntly as they
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction if it
was not true, and if they did not have a solid basis for
saying it."                                                                                 A. Fleischer 

"You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to
pass a literacy test.  I don't buy teaching the test as an
excuse to have a system that doesn't hold people
accountable for results. "                                                       G. W. Bush

"Our intelligence officials estimate that Saddam Hussein had
the materials to produce as much as 500 tons of sarin,
mustard and VX nerve agent."  (mustard?!)                                    G.W.Bush

"We know that Saddam Hussein is determined to keep his weapons
of mass destruction, is determined to make more."                                     C. Powell