GANG OF PEDOPHILES Republicans collapse in stages With scandals and IMs to pages. With events depicted The Zeitgeist has shifted At these most egregious outrages.
George W Bush	PRESIDENT BUSH FISHING ON LAKE Bush, while out fishing on the lake Shouted out, "This is all I can take!    I know I'm no Wizard,    And look like a Lizard But this all is justifiably Fake!"	MP3 Audio Podcast (right click & Save As)
Vice President Dick Cheney	DRUNK HUNTER DICK CHENEY Dick Cheney, hunting on the quarry Concocted this cockamamie story.    I drank just one beer    And I just couldn't hear And my vision was a bit blorry."  (blurry)	MP3 Audio Podcast (right click & Save As)
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld	SECRETARY OF DEFENSE RUMMY Some words for Secretary Rummy Who's War on Terror skills are really quite crummy.    Please open your eyes,    Wake up and surprise, "We've won, it's done, retreat!" you dummy.
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice *	8/6 PDB "Bin Laden determined to strike us," Shouted Condi as she got on the bus.    "The Red Lights are Blinking!"    The President's thinking, "I'm on vacation why bother and fuss?"
Colin Powell	SECRETARY GENERAL COLIN THE OWL PoWELL There once was a General Colin Powell Who's demeanor was of a wizened owl.    He spoke to the U.N.    And lied again and again And persuaded with the help of his scowl.
Karl Rove	LA Times's Peter Wallsten Of journalists, I like a dozen. Who ask of troubles Rove was in.    The man with the shades    Who revealed the grades. Peter Wallsten, my first cousin.	MP3 Audio Podcast (right click & Save As)
Rush Limbaugh	RUSH "THE OXYCONTIN LUSH" LIMBAUGH There once was a blowhard named Rush Who became and Oxycontin lush.    While losing his hearing    He supported the steering And the War and the gas hike crush.	MP3 Audio Podcast (right click & Save As)

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