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1. LITTLE MISS MUFFET
There once was a gal named Miss Muffet
Who sat her fat butt on a tuffet.
****Down came a black spider
****And sad down beside her
And told poor Miss Muffet to stuff it.
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2. LITTLE JACK HORNER
There once was a Little Jack Horner
Who sat on a cat in the corner.
He found a ripe plum
On the end of his thumb
That he gave to an elderly mourner.
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Humpty Dumpty who sat on a wall
Was being set up to take a great fall.
All the King’s horsemen
Tried again and again
But Humpty’s pieces were simply too small.
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