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TV'S OPIATE ADDICTION
The truth of our culture's affliction
Is discovered in its media addiction.
TV's radio waves
Hypnotizes and shaves
As it turns our lives into fiction.
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AIR FORCE GENERAL LIAR MYERS
They promoted Air Forces' General Myers
Another in a list of incompetent liars
He deserves reprimand
For not calling unmanned
Airplane to escort hijacked fliers.
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RAGE FOR A LIVING WAGE
He said, his voice filling with rage,
"We demand that you pay a living wage!
The degrees that we get
We're professionals, but yet,
We must intern for free like a page."
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FLIGHT 93 IN SHANKSVILLE, PA
The plane that crashed down on the field
Was shot down for its refusal to yield.
A few said, "Let's Roll!"
The cockpit was their goal
But they were missing a missile shield.
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DAVID K VS. GOLIATH CUNY
In the battle against the Goliath-like CUNY
David K and his cohorts were puny.
But with googlegroups as a sword
The students struck a chord
And it was fixed before student Mu'ny. (Mutiny).
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TRAMM HUDSON, REPUBLICAN RACIST
"Black people may not know how to swim,"
Said the politician while pointing at him.
When the waters were rising
They were apprising
The scene from out on a tree limb.
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IDEA OF AUDIOLIMERICKS
This idea of Audio Limericks
Is akin to playing pickup sticks.
The rhymes that we use
We try not to abuse
And the podcasts are strictly for kicks.
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BUSH IS COMMANDIN'
The problem is with all those tribes,"
Said the President steadying his jibes.
With reckless abandon
He says he's commandin'
A nation that's bought off by bribes.
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PETER WALLSTEN WITH SHADES
Of journalists I like a dozen
Who ask of the troubles Rove was in.
The man with the shades
Who revealed the charades
LA Times's Peter Wallsten, my cousin.
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A MOMENT OF CLARITY
Bush, while out fishing on the lake,
Shouted out, "This is all I can take!"
I know I'm no Wizard
And I look like a Lizard
But this is all justifiably Fake!"
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IMPEACH!! IMPEACH!!
Impeach, they cried out loudly, impeach!
The man who won't learn and can't teach.
He's taking up space,
While ending our race
And he should move to the Persian Gulf beach.
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WE ARE A NATION OF TRIBES
We've become a nation of tribes.
Hellbent with our neocon bribes.
Our world domination
From Iraqi to Haitian
Are fodder for journalistic jibes.
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LAPDOGS IN THE MEDIA
"We support the troops in Iraq,"
Shout the mass media in counter-attack.
The rapes and the pillages
Of Iraqi villages
Keep the price of the War in the black.
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ADVICE FROM ARCHIVIST BOB SINK
"If you want money, then ask for advice."
Said Bob Sink as he rolled the dice.
Their ideas, they claim,
Will bring you some fame
So consider before naming your price.
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FOR POET WILLIAM BLAKE
There once was a poet named Bill Blake
Who saw such beauty alone in the lake.
In the lion's eye
Blake saw symmetry
And rhymes that he just couldn't make.
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A HORNET'S NEST IN IRAQ
President Bush spoke of Iraq's hornet's nest
The kind that puts his resolve to a test.
The intelligence was wrong,
So this War will be long
But the President gets three day weekends to rest.
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ARMCHAIR PSYCHOLOGIST
5 Minutes on the Psychoanalyst's couch
Will reveal the source of the President's ouch.
Dear Robin, his sister,
Lord how he missed her.
But his mother wouldn't even let her vouch.
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NO BLOOD FOR OIL'S TOIL
The fact is we use all this oil
In the cars and the things that we boil.
To think of the water
We use in this slaughter
In the Middle East's Long War and Toil.
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ARCHIVISTS ARE SEXY
The archivists are the sexiest creatures
Like Bob Sink with his facial features.
Or take Duane Watson
Driving his red Datsun
It's not wonder they're incredible teachers.
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IF YOU WANT ADVICE ASK FOR MONEY
"If you want advice, then ask for money,"
Whispered Bob Sink not trying to be funny.
"No matter the cost,
Your loved ones think you're lost
But you catch more greenbacks with honey.
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BEATING AROUND THE BUSHES
Let's not just beat around the Bushes
With their lies, deceits and their pushes.
So they wanted a war
No matter the score
And the smells coming out of their tushes.
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THE ELECTIONS ARE A SHAM!
The Elections each year are a sham!
They treat people like sheep or like lamb.
The voters with no voice
Have a limited choice
But the lobbyists are as happy as a clam.
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NEW ORLEANS AND THE BAYOU
New Orleans and the Bayou are sinking!
Every day and night while you're blinking.
The water level's still rising
But no one's realizing
That the foul ground is said to be stinking.
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THE SUNNIS AND THE SHIAS
The Sunnis and the Shias can be friends
With a unity governement to make amends
But suddently herds
Of tw million mad Kurds
Who will defend against whoever surrends.
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CONFUSING HIS THEMES
President Bush from his field of dreams
Is losing his swagger and confusing his themes.
"The war won't be long
But I know we are strong
And we'll win for the Saudi Prince, King and Queens."
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RUSH OXYCONTIN LUSH
There once was a blowhard named Rush
Who became an Oxycontin lush.
While losing his hearing
He supported the steering
Of the War and the gas hike crush.
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WITH NO FORETHOUGHT & MALICE
With no forethought and even no malice
President Bush gripped hard on Dick Cheney's phallus.
"If it weren't so hard
I'd suck on your lard,
As long as I'm not seen as callous."
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FIRST LADY LAURA BUSH
The man of the nation's White House
Speaks so highly of Laura his spouse.
"She's a great First Lady
Though her history is shady
For she killed her prom date and his mouse."
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CORRUPT REPRESENTATIVE NEY
Guilty, Representative Bob Ney,
Had one thing more that he just had to say,
"The problem I think
Is my propensity to drink
While selling my lobbied votes away."
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POPE BENEDICT XVI'S 2 CENTS
The Pope expressed his regrets
For revealing Mohammad's dark secrets.
He repudiated violence
So I vow my silence.
No connection for what this begets.
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