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ORANGE DOORHINGE
While travelling in a train's caboose
A man appealed out loud to his moose.
    With hand on a doorhinge
    He tasted an orange
Which said, "Ouch, you just pinched out my juice."

Add your content here	CONNECTING THE DOTS The problem with connecting the dots To expect all the terrorists' plots.     They're put on a graph     But not shared with the staff Who are calling all of the shots.
Add your content here	PLUGGING AN ENEMY THUG When in doubt of how to pull out the rug The Bushies call all enemies a thug.     With all that rhetoric     Of the system metric Our fight for freedom might need a plug.
Add your content here	RICHARD ARMITAGE, LEAKER Richard Armitage, while turning a page Tried to conceal his simmering rage.     "If you, in Pakistan     Help hide the Taliban, Be prepared to go back to the Stone Age."
Add your content here	THE WORST BUSH SECRETARY OF WAR President Pierce's Secretary of War Jefferson Davis said from the Senate floor     "I must bid you adieu     From the Southern milieu And command the Confederate Corps."
Add your content here	GOOD CHAVEZ With the smell of sulphur still burning Hugo Chavez said to the UN returning,     "I really must level     George Bush is the Devil And the tide might finally be turning."
Add your content here	HOLEY MOLEY The downfall of Congressman Foley Leads many to say "Holy Moley."      With total immersion     He explored his perversion And drowned his sorrows in Stoli.
Add your content here	THE GRAND OL' PARTY OF PEDOPHILIA Duke, DeLay, Bob Ney and Mark Foley All resigned when revealed as not holy.      For sex or for money     They sold out for Honey And they all lost track of their goalie.

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