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7 Limericks for Sundays

 
 Sun1. JOSEPH AND VALERIE
This is the scope of the error.
The lies in this War on Terror.
Blowing the cover
Of Ambassador’s lover
Is the sin of the boy’s bearer.

 

Criticisms
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Sun2.CRITICISMS ARE UNFAIR
“Criticisms are out of bounds”
Repeated the pundits out on the grounds.
With plans precluded
And leaders deluded
This silence is the absence of sounds.

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Status Quo Ante
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Sun3. STATUS QUO ANTE
"We can't have the status quo ante,"
Said Condoleezza while adjusting her panty.
"What was there was not fair,
Just ask Tony Blair
Why Israel bombed the Lebanese shanty."

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"Hello," said the Gate to the Fence.
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Sun4. "HELLO" SAID THE GATE TO THE FENCE
"Hello," said the Gate to the Fence.
"I was wondering about all of those dents."
"The balls that the boys
Throw at their toys
Hit me! Which is really intense."

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Sun5. TEETH!
Teeth: Ignore them and they will go away.
Says the Dentist while earning his pay.
Brush twice every day
And floss while away
And your teeth will be here to stay.

TEETH: Ignore Them and
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They Will Go Away

Williamsburgh Savings Bank Tower
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Sun6. WILLIAMSBURGH SAVINGS BANK TOWER 
The Williamsburgh Savings Bank Tower
Stands tall like an urban-style flower.
But it soon will be dwarfed
As the area is morphed
A victim of maniacal power.

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Self Portrait with Ears
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Sun7. SELF-PORTRAIT WITH EARS
There once was a great limericist.
Who concluded each day with a word list.
While rapping a rhyme
He'd tap out the time
And end all his poems with a twist.

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