There once was a Vice Presidential tutor Who
had earned the nickname of Scooter Revealed as a crony With perjured testimony His power was finally neutered.
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Sat2. CHIEF SPOKESMAN ARI
Of the old chief spokesman Mr. Ari All we want
him to say is “I’m sorry Of lies that I spread Of grief and of dread While speaking of goals high
& starry.”
Sat3. PAUL WOLFOWITZ
Wolfy Wolfowitz had a bad dream And WMDs were the key theme. With
phrases he polished Iraq is demolished As the oil seeps into his cream.
Sat4. ASK A STUPID QUESTION... He
asked if we were counting the days. Yes, and we’re counting the ways That you lied and deceived About threats you
perceived And costs we couldn’t afford to pay.
Sat5. TURKEY DELIGHT
A cold shiver runs through his bones As the President answers his phones.
With a wink and a nod And some praise for God He serves turkey outside the Red Zones.
Sat6. SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER
In speaking the truth to power One must while away every hour. Let
there be no doubt It’s better to shout Than to sit and silently glower.
Mama Bush
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Sat7. MAMA BARBARA BUSH
Mama Bush has a way with the words And a tact that’s strictly
for the birds. While nodding her hair And claiming to care She smiles, speaking of victimized herds.
