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7 Limericks for Fridays

Moron Incarnate
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F1. MORON INCARNATE
I think it is time to rate
Our problems lined up on a plate.
While seeming so affable
It all seems so laughable
We're being led by a moron incarnate.

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F2. APPROVAL RATINGS START TO SWING
There once was a puppet on a string
Whose message was for the far right wing.
His eternal optimism
Precluded criticism
But his approval ratings started to swing.
 
 
F3. "YELLOWCAKE URANIUM FRAUD"
This “yellowcake uranium fraud”
Has significance substantially broad.
With language banal
The Bushie cabal
Can reject its intelligence flawed.
 
 
F4. PRESIDENT BASEBALL 
The former front man for the Texas Rangers
Had an amiable way with the strangers.
He’d shake all those hands
While spreading his glands
And avoiding all pitfalls and dangers.
 
 
F5. WAKE UP!
The fascism is slowly creeping
As operatives are quietly peeping
At the reading of books
We’re treated like crooks
And we act as if we are sleeping.
 
 
F6. SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN
Their hero Senator McCain
Has a look on his face of pain
On the torturous memos
And the anti-war demos
Finally some evidence of strain.
 

Rice Christ
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F7. PRAISE THE LORD & PASS THE DYNAMITE
Secretary of State Condi Rice
Always speaks of sugar and spice
When asked of Iran
She mentions the plan
To destroy it for Jesus Chris’.

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