R1. TOM "THE HAMMER" DELAY Indicted, the once mighty Hammer, Replied with a bit of a stammer, “Perhaps
meanwhile I can mug with a smile And avoid spending time in the slammer.”
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R2. TV VIEWERS ARE SHEEP
The execs treat their viewers like sheep These pundits with their thoughts
so deep. All the chickenhawks The regulars on Fox Are sowing much more than they reap.
Keister Beaster
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R3. A KITTY NAMED BEASTER There once was a kitty named Beaster Whose favorite holiday was the Sunday of Easter. One time it was
funny When she dressed like a bunny With a carrot sticking out of her Keister.
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R4. IT'S A LONG HARD SLOG The War
is proceeding so slowly With people speaking of death solely. I read in a blog It’s a long hard slog And
our defense is missing a goalie.
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R5. FOR LIONEL RICHIE'S DAUGHTER To
the TV star Nicole Richie Who seems a little bit twitchy. Both your friend and your dog Look just like a grog
And you seem a little bit bitchy.
R6. THE FINAL SOLUTION At last there is a final solution In spite of the media’s pollution. Our leaders have lied And thousands
have died From white phosphorous used on Fallujians.
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R7. TO THE BUSH TWINS To the Bush
Twins who graduated college. You could use some of that educated knowledge. Your illegal IDs, And those worthless
degrees Are great for a nepotistic edge.
