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7 Limericks for Wednesdays

 
W1. MAYOR MIKE BLOOMBERG
With money to burn and cash to spend
Mayor Mike became New York's great friend.
With a tip of his hat
He’d say “I’ll buy that!”
With a check dated after the end.
 
 
W2. TIME FOR THE TRUTH
It’s high time we demand the Truth
For the adults, retarded and the Youth.
Please stop all the spinning
Of how we are winning
And start to show us the Proof!
 

8/6 PDB
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W3. 08/06/2001 PDB
"Bin Laden to strike in U.S."
Thought the President “Oy, what a mess!”
He sent his aides scurrying
As he went on hurrying
Back home to the state of Texas.

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W4. I READ BANNED BOOKS 
As libraries are beginning the bans
Of books that were hidden in trash cans.
Protecting the treasures
Required some measures
That weren’t included in the War plans.
 

CT Librarians
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W5. CONNECTICUT JOHN DOES
The reference librarians are gagged
In Connecticut where they were flagged.
But a technical glitch
Registered a switch
So the librarians are constantly nagged.

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W6. THE DAY AFTER 9/11
On the 12th I awoke in a rage
At the beginning of this Terrorism Age.
While taking a breath
I called my friend Seth
And said, “Man, the world is a stage.”
 

Heiress Paris Hilton
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W7. A FEW WORDS FOR PARIS HILTON
A few words of the porno heiress
The one from the Hiltons named Paris.
With her trademark “That’s hot”
She proves that she’s not
Even smart enough to embarrass.

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