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7 Limericks for Tuesdays

Frugal Google
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T1. OF THE SEARCH ENGINES I PREFER GOOGLE
Of the search engines I prefer Google.
It’s perfect for the thrifty and frugal.
With one click of a mouse
Any jaded old spouse
Can’t resist making Grandmother’s kugel.

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Sites like Matt Drudge's
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T2. ON SITES LIKE MATT DRUDGE'S
On computer networked machines
Those with power, prestige and with means
On sites like Matt Drudge’s
People with grudges
Spend their lives just venting their spleens.

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T3. IN BROOKLYN
In Brooklyn near the City of New York
Thousands of people are looking for work.
In times of great need
It’s so hard to feed
When you can’t even buy a fork!

 
 
T4. THE BRUNT POOR GEORGE BORE
Before the advent of this War
We were shocked by the brunt poor George bore.
Whenever he spoke
He tried to provoke
The pain of a festering sore.
 

President Nero
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T5. PRESIDENT BUSH IS LIKE EMPEROR NERO
President Bush is like Emperor Nero
A self-deluded and dangerous hero.
As Nero fiddled
President Bush piddled
Our surplus to less than zero.

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T6. JUDITH MILLER AND MAUREEN DOWD
According to scribe Maureen Dowd
The threat was a white mushroom cloud.
As Judith Miller
Provided text filler
We were lost in a white secret shroud.

 
 
T7. IS VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY JUST DEAF?
Is Vice President Dick Cheney just deaf
As he acts like a good sous-chef?
His low-key cadence
And his practiced evadence
Ignores Halliburton’s blatant thefts.
 

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