M1. RURAL LIBRARIAN There once was a rural librarian Who served a community agrarian. Instead
of great reads She lended out seeds Which were returned to the ground for the buryin'.
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M2. A CAT NAMED SERENA There
once was a cat named Serena Who dreamed of nights in a marina. When suddenly awoke From another cat’s poke
And the taste of her dried up Purina.
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M3. THE ELECTION WAS HANDED
In America, only the rich Can demand that the people all
snitch So let me be candid The Election was handed To the puppet’s son of a Bitch.
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M4. STRUDEL DOODLE There was a young kitten named Strudel Who wanted to learn how to doodle. She set up an easel And scratched
out Vin Diesel With a leash attached to a poodle.
M5. ON NOBLESS OBLIGE
This for the man in his niche Who often lunches with a plate of
warm quiche. His low-key demeanor Was his only redeemer And the source of his nobless oblige.
M6. THE OIL EXECUTIVES
FIVE Of the oil executives five Whose profits recently thrive While not under oath, “No”
they all quoth, “We did not meet the VP in prive.”
On Mondays
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M7. ON MONDAYS On Mondays I never go to work Cuz I feel somewhat like
a jerk. The things that I said Or the joke that fell dead I take responsibility but now I'll go shirk.
